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	<title>Terri Weeding</title>
	<link>http://terriweeding.com</link>
	<description>author of humorous fiction for women</description>
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		<title>Man can&#8217;t keep his eyes OFF his big screen TV</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I rocked back and forth for several minutes and studied Billy’s face as he stared at the gigantic screen. Contrary to what the salesman told him, I observed his two eyeballs moving as a set between the two pictures. There was no way his left eyeball could watch one game while his right watched the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2010/08/30/man-cant-keep-his-eyes-off-his-big-screen-tv/</link>
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		<title>Ebook is here. Hooray!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Got an ereader? Download the ebook version of To Kill An Armchair Husband, a dark comedy at Smashwords.  Regular price is a mere $4.95 because ebooks are simply less mola! Don&#8217;t you just love the phrase &#8220;less money!&#8221; It&#8217;s so rare these days. BUT WAIT. THERE&#8217;S MORE!  To celebrate the start of football season 2010, I&#8217;m offering [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2010/08/22/ebook-is-here-hooray/</link>
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		<title>Football analogy&#8230;Oh my!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the weekly excerpt from  my novel, To Kill An Armchair Husband, a dark comedy. This one is short but sweet in a Sports Center kind of way! When the moon ducked behind a caravan of clouds, I downed the last of my wine and stood up. As I passed through the family room, I heard a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2010/08/18/football-analogy-oh-my/</link>
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		<title>Another Excerpt from To Kill An Armchair Husband, a dark comedy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[              Football Husband I&#8217;ve titled this excerpt, Man balks at football pre-game interruption!!  How many women can relate?  The commentators had just announced the line-up for the first game when Charlie entered the room. She marched over and grabbed the remote from the side of his chair. Before he [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2010/08/11/another-excerpt-from-to-kill-an-armchair-husband-a-dark-comedy/</link>
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		<title>Are you ready for some football?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s the best time of year,&#8221; one burly ex football dude proclaimed at my daughter&#8217;s soccer practice. I thought I saw a tiny tear of happiness roll down his cheek. I found a few statistics. 40 million men watch football every week. On average, fans watch ten hours of football a week. Football sells recliners and big [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2010/08/07/are-you-ready-for-some-football/</link>
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		<title>New excerpt from To Kill An Armchair Husband</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The e-version of To Kill An Armchair Husband, a dark comedy, is coming out this month. I&#8217;m very excited! I want you to be excited too, so I&#8217;m posting story excerpts every week in August. Here&#8217;s the first. Enjoy!  A year ago, after catching a rerun of Archie Bunker, I crafted a short essay about Billy’s chair and sent it out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2010/08/02/new-excerpt-from-to-kill-an-armchair-husband/</link>
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		<title>Best Food Review Line Ever!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I would chew my leg out of a trap to get to this stuff.&#8221; (Barbara Yost for the Arizona Republic) It&#8217;s original. It&#8217;s visual. We KNOW the reviewer is serious because she is willing to undergo self-mutilation, DISMEMBERMENT FOR PETE&#8217;S SAKE, for a chocolate bread pudding drenched in bourban sauce.  Barbara Yost, I salute your gusto for food AND your oh-so-clever analogy. For now, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2010/07/29/best-food-review-line-ever/</link>
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		<title>I love Crude Humor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m reading a book by the comedian/actor/producer Denis Leary. It&#8217;s called, WHY WE SUCK. I find it extremely funny and outrageous and yes, it&#8217;s very crude, but that&#8217;s okay. I like crude. Mr. Leary is from the East Coast. From personal experience, I know those dudes always tell it like they see it. Crude gets [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2010/07/22/i-like-crude/</link>
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		<title>Maximize the love: tips from the dog, Elvis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sing to the tune of who&#8217;s afraid of the big, bad wolf. Who&#8217;s afraid of the big, black dog&#8230; the big, black dog &#8230; the big black dog&#8230;.? Ah &#8230; nobody. Dudes! I&#8217;m a lover not a fighter. I love giving love and I love receiving love. In that spirit, here are five surefire tips [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2010/07/20/maximize-the-love-tips-from-the-dog-elvis/</link>
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		<title>Wonder Woman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wonder Woman, attached to my daily planner. Her super powers come in handy!]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2010/07/18/wonder-woman/</link>
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