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	<title>Terri Weeding</title>
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	<description>Humor Writer</description>
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		<title>Ebook Super Bowl Special for Chicks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Long suffering football widows, this one&#8217;s for you! &#160; Need a good laugh right about now? Want to read a story that makes fun of football-crazed men? On Superbowl weekend,  the e-book version of To Kill An Armchair Husband, a dark comedy will be available for a mere 99 cents. Click on http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/22207  to download. Kindle, Sony e-reader, ipad,  and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2012/01/23/superbowl-sunday-free-download/</link>
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		<title>Five Unusual Writing Tips:#2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tip#2 Create Your Next Book Scene in Front of the Mirror Remember when you were a teenager and EVERYTHING was a drama? Even if something wasn&#8217;t, you&#8217;d find a way to make it so. Why? Because a dramatic life is much more exciting, more stimulating, than a chill life. Chill is well, dull.  Chill does not make a good story. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2012/01/18/five-unusual-writing-tips2/</link>
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		<title>Five unusual writing tips for 2012</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought about creating a writer&#8217;s new year resolution list.  I know&#8230;you just snickered. I thought about saying things like, &#8220;Stop whining, stop procrastinating, sit down in front of your computer and WRITE!!&#8221; Yeah, you want to slap me. But how many times have we heard this kind of DUH advice? Picture me rolling my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2012/01/12/five-unusual-writing-tips-for-2012/</link>
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		<title>I am a Grinch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Grinch Thwarted Again In her house she is the indisputable Grinch. She is the one who tries to keep the household on a budget, the one who tries to prevent four female children (who consider shopping a major hobby) from becoming spoiled rotten. Tightwad, Queen of Thrift, Meanie Mommy, and The Wicked Step-Monster are some [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2011/12/21/i-am-a-grinch/</link>
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		<title>Three Wise Women</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three Wise Women would have . . . asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, brought practical gifts, and there would be Peace On Earth. Girls Rule.]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2011/12/09/three-wise-women/</link>
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		<title>Chick comedies . . . the top 10 reasons they&#8217;re hot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1.  The summer hit &#8220;Bridesmaids&#8221; celebrates raunchy chick comedy. Chicks like raunchy!  Nothing wrong with a little crude and rude humor in the appropriate setting.  2. Chicks are SO sick of raunchy guy comedies . . .  Old School, The Wedding Crashers, Hangover, etc., etc., infinity and beyond. 3. Chick comedies feature hot guys. FINALLY!  Well, why [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2011/09/06/chick-comedy-the-top-10-reasons-theyre-hot/</link>
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		<title>Are you ready for some football?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s the best time of year,&#8221; one burly ex football dude proclaimed at my daughter&#8217;s soccer practice. I thought I saw a tiny tear of happiness roll down his cheek. I found a few statistics. 40 million men watch football every week. On average, fans watch ten hours of football a week. Football sells recliners and big [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2011/08/25/are-you-ready-for-some-football/</link>
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		<title>Preview of Dark Comedy #2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I couldn&#8217;t write straight if I tried. The smartypants in me comes through every time. So writing became a lot easier once I stopped trying to write straight and embraced the motto, I is what I is. . . a little twisted, often inappropriate, and seldom serious. Read on for a sneak peek at my next novel, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2011/07/21/preview-of-dark-comedy-2/</link>
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		<title>New Little Ole Humor Writing Contest!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bong . . . bong . . . bong . . . Click the link if you want to hear bonging . . . if not . . . never mind . . . http://youtu.be/3R8CDKd5Ibo My Summertime Little Ole Humor Writing Contest has begun! June 20 -Aug 20.  If you DON&#8217;T have a stack of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2011/06/19/new-little-ole-humor-writing-contest/</link>
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		<title>Pitches, Hooks, and Loglines</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pitches, Hooks, and Loglines, Oh my! Pitches, Hooks, and Loglines, Oh why!  Because some people have short attention spans. Because some people want to be intrigued before they commit. Because some people don&#8217;t have the time to read your book, your synopsis, or even your cover letter.  What makes a good pitch, hook, and logline? Verbs and nouns that pack a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://terriweeding.com/2011/05/09/pitches-hooks-and-loglines/</link>
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