Terri Weeding

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I got a new look going on.  Well, I’m a work in progress, but who isn’t? My home page features my blog now. Yep, it will be in your face every time you hit my site. I’ll be showing videos of moi talking about VIP things like humor, books (paper and e), and other stuff I haven’t [...]

I hate, hate, hate, shopping for clothes.“What? But you’re a woman! You can’t hate shopping,” a reader exclaims.“I can hate it if I want,” I respond, hand on my hips.Let me tell you why I despise it with every bone in my body. 1. I’m a tightwad. Shopping means handing over money. I wear my [...]

My thoughts during the ascent. Gee, I see why they call this plane the brown turd. There’s a lot of duck tape in here!It’s hot and stuffy and someone’s breath reeks. Glad I popped a mint.It’s a beautiful sunny day. A good day to die.Wonder why I don’t feel nervous? I don’t remember taking a [...]

Skydiving is on my list of things to do before I kick. A couple years ago, I was ready to go for it until I saw an article about a woman who made the leap and landed FACE FIRST in a gravel parking lot. I wish I could ask her some vital questions. Are tiny [...]

Sharks seem to scare the crap out of most people. I blame the movie Jaws. A hundred rows of teeth, the gigantic snout, dead eyes, the two fins sticking out of the water, that music, severed limbs, gushing blood, and terror, mind-blowing terror. Even if you haven’t seen the movie, you’re scared. My kids haven’t, [...]

A definite perk . . . bringing on the sexy factor! Maybe you felt like you never had any. Zumba will help you get some.Maybe you had it and lost it. Zumba will help you find it again.Maybe you have it but supress it. Zumba will help you express it.Just shake your thing, baby!And remember, [...]

What if you could burn 500-800 calories in an hour and have a blast doing it? Zumba, baby. Target your core, gluts, and arms. Improve your posture, coordination, and sensuality factor. Zumba, baby. This high intensity, low impact workout is appropriate for women of all ages and sizes. Zumba, baby . . . and spice [...]

(I’m clearing my throat.) Embroidered Life  (this is the title) exquisite needlework spectators coo for the real story … turn me over loose threads droplets of blood do-overs and all those obligatory rows only the spiritual detect five imperfect stitches of conscious joy

(I’m clearing my throat.) Cellular Memory (title) Aside:  I usually beat my bongo drums while reciting. didn’t know about the relocation of one live heart the complications the duplications the interrelations congratulations lucky winner didn’t know about memories that linger hallucinations those prodding sensations burrowing deeper with every beat into you lucky winner didn’t know [...]