I am a Grinch

Grinch Thwarted Again
In her house she is the indisputable Grinch. She is the one who tries to keep the household on a budget, the one who tries to prevent four female children (who consider shopping a major hobby) from becoming spoiled rotten. Tightwad, Queen of Thrift, Meanie Mommy, and The Wicked Step-Monster are some of her other alias.
As The Grinch, her most common phrases include no, NO, I don’t think so (said with pronounced sarcasm), you have ten of those already, starving children in Africa would love to have just one of your ___, we are not made of money, that costs a lot of money, use your own money, use your imagination and pretend you have one, you don’t use the one you already have, shopping is not a hobby, go to your room if you are going to pout, and other heartless lines. In response, the children weep, beg, offer bribes, and throw tantrums. But The Grinch, determined to win the battle against gross materialism and credit card debt, shows no mercy.
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