A Scapegoat Dedication

This post is about a scapegoat. An astrological scapegoat, Mercury Retrograde. If the last few weeks of your life have been … suckie … this scapegoat dedication goes out to you.

Do you appear to be moving backward?

Refrain: (I like to sing it) Blame it on Mercury Retrograde.

Are you experiencing communication difficulties in every area of your life?

Blame it on Mercury Retrograde.

Are you feeling stymied?

Blame it on Mercury Retrograde.

But never fear, it’s all over now.

So long, Mercury Retrograde.

Now I need to take responsibility for my life again.

I’ll miss you, Mercury Retrograde.

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